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So you're planning your mate's stag do, imagining all the laughs that you and the lads are going to have on the big night, when - disaster! - you get a text from the groom-to-be informing you that his future bride has told him he's not allowed any strippers at his bachelor party.

What do you do now? Do you cancel the whole weekend? After all, you can't have a stag do without strippers, right?

Wrong! Here are 5 awesome nudity-free stag party ideas that will keep the bride happy AND give all the boys a ruddy good time:

Beer tasting session
We've no doubt that you and the lads know how to drink beer...but do you know how to taste it? If not, this awesome workshop will enlighten you; you'll learn all about the brewing process and sample delicious beers from all over the world. You'll also have the chance to try your hand (or should that be your tongue?) at blind tasting - can you distinguish one brew from another with nothing but your taste buds to guide you?


We think that a stag do should be all about having a great laugh with great mates. You'll have to sort the latter out for yourself, but we can provide the laughs in the form of your very own stand-up comic! Not only will your comedian have you rolling around in hysterical laughter, they can even tailor their act to the man of the hour; if the best man has any amusing anecdotes or embarrassing secrets about the groom-to-be, he can write them down for the comedian and try to act innocent when they're brought up halfway through the act!

Massage
No, not that kind of massage - we're trying not to upset the bride here, remember? No, this is an altogether less sleazy kind of massage: the kind that will help you and the boys to recover from a hard night's drinking and prepare for, uh, another hard night's drinking. Our mobile masseurs can come to you and work out those knots no matter where you are!


If one of your mates reckons he's the next David Beckham and you want to take him down a peg, why not challenge him - and everyone else - to a round of five-a-side bubble football? Even the silky skills of Golden Balls himself would struggle to shine through if Becks was encased in a giant plastic bubble! You won't get scouted for Man United during your stag night kickabout, but you will have a blast bouncing off each other and attempting to score a goal!

Perfume
Yes, fragrance making. It may seem like a pretty girly way to round off a list of stag party ideas, but trust us, this could be the perfect choice for your mate's last hurrah. Fragrances aren't just for ladies any more - the modern man needs to smell good too, and that goes double for the modern married man, so why not grab your mates and learn how to make your very own awesome aftershaves? We're sure the bride-to-be will appreciate it!

Click here for more awesome stag party ideas.

Last week, we came up with a trio of hen party games that'd be perfect for a slightly naughtier bash. Swapping clothes, sharing dirty secrets, pinning paper willies to pictures of fit blokes...that kind of thing.

Well, we're all about equality here at Entertain-Ment, and since we've already given the ladies a whole bunch of naughty ideas, we thought we'd do the same for the men. Here, then, are three spectacular stag party games that are slightly on the rude side...

Who's the Loudest?

Best played in a pub, bar, or another public place, this game will help you to find out once and for all which of your friends has the fewest inhibitions. Choose a word or phrase - preferably something sweary - and take it in turns to say it aloud. Each recital must be louder than the previous one; if a player gets too embarrassed or is judged to have spoken more quietly than the person before him, he is eliminated and must finish his drink as punishment. This game is a lot more fun (and a lot naughtier!) if your chosen phrase contains at least one or two naughty words and possibly a sexual reference.

Love Notes

This is more of a prank than a game, but it's still fun, challenging, and rather naughty. Without the groom's knowledge, bring some scraps of blank paper to the stag do (a stack of post-it notes will do fine) and, whenever you get the opportunity, ask the women you encounter to write flirty messages and fake phone numbers on these scraps. Then, when the groom's not looking, slip the messages you've collected into his pocket - hopefully, his wife-to-be will find the messages before he does, and he'll have some seriously confusing questions to answer!

I Know What You Did!

Our third and final game is a twist on the classic 'Never Have I Ever' drinking game. As usual, players take it in turns to say, "Never have I ever..." followed by something lewd and/or personal that they've never done (e.g. "Never have I ever had sex outdoors.") Any player who has done that thing must then take a drink. The difference here is that you're rewarded for making your mates reveal their secrets - you score 1 point for every person who drinks on your turn, and after everybody's had three turns each, the player with the most points wins!

Just to make things a little more interesting, there are two twists to this game. If nobody drinks on your turn, you have to finish your drink; if EVERYBODY drinks on your turn, not only do you not receive ANY points for that round, you also have to finish your drink AND lose 3 points as punishment for being the only one in the group who hasn't done that thing. At the end of the game, the player(s) with the least points must immediately buy the winning player(s) a drink to reward their superior experience!

Bubble football stag do

There's nothing like a kickabout with the lads, but it's quite a low-key choice of activity for your mate's stag party. Why not make things a little more exciting by putting everyone in big plastic bubbles?

That's right, we're talking about Zorb football! This is a great stag do activity that's particularly ideal for sporty types, and you'll really feel like you've earned those shots after working up a sweat on the pitch!

Bubble football (also known as 'zorb football') is also a fantastic way to show your mates up. The groom may think he's the Messi of his five-a-side league, but will his skills be quite so silky when he's trapped in a giant bubble from the thighs up? We doubt it!

So book your bubble football stag do now and get ready to fall about with laughter as you and the boys struggle hilariously towards the goal! At least the tackles won't hurt as much, right?
Roly poly strippers

If you've heard about our Roly Poly Strippers, you may be wondering why anyone would choose a roly poly-gram over the svelte, sexy strippers you usually see at stag parties.

Well, today, we're going to convince you that our extra-large ladies are every bit as awesome as our other female strippers. Here are 3 reasons to choose a roly poly stripper for that stag do you're organising:

1. Surprise the Stag!


If you tell the groom-to-be that you've hired a stripper for his bachelor party, he'll probably picture a very sexy scene indeed. Won't he be surprised on the big night when his real stripper walks in? Just imagine the look on his face - as stag do pranks go, booking a roly poly stripper instead of the standard fare has to be one of the funniest!

The trick here is to let your mate believe that he's getting exactly what he's imagining. We're not suggesting that you should outright lie to him, but you can have a lot of fun skirting around the issue; for example, if he asks how hot his stag night stripper will be, simply assure him that "mate, she'll be more than you can handle!"

And speaking of reassurance...


2. Reassure the Bride!


Not every bride-to-be is happy with the idea of her man's head being buried in another woman's...uh, bosom. However, while your friend's fiancée may not be on board with you booking a stripper who looks like Cindy Crawford, she probably won't mind as much if her groom-in-waiting is being entertained by a woman twice his size.

Mind you, we can't guarantee that everyone will see it that way, so it's probably worth chatting with the bride before you book anything!


3. Give Him What He Wants!


Of course, some men prefer the larger ladies, and if your soon-to-be-married pal is one of them, a roly poly stripper may actually be a better choice for his stag do than the slimmer kind. You will be robbing yourself and the other lads of a pretty sexy show...but it's not your party, is it?

Click here to book a roly poly stripper for your event, or visit our Female Strippers page if you'd prefer a slightly slimmer sort of sexy.
Cardiff Bay

Cardiff is a heck of a venue for a stag weekend. The Welsh capital has something for everyone - whether you want sports, music, comedy, history, or just a nice, cold pint, the 'Diff's got it all!

If you're heading to South Wales for your last night as an unmarried man, here are 5 places that we strongly recommend visiting...

Chow down at...The Grazing Shed!
If you find yourself feeling a mite peckish when you hop off the train at Cardiff Central, The Grazing Shed should definitely be your first stop. Their stunning burgers are made using local ingredients, AND their service is ridiculously fast - you won't be waiting long to fill your stomach!


Go and watch...the Cardiff Devils!
Cardiff's football team are hit and miss - if you want to see some real sport, we recommend heading over to Cardiff Bay for a spot of ice hockey instead. Never watched ice hockey before? You may want to brush up on how it's played, but trust us, it's quite a spectacle!


Start drinking at...The City Arms!
Cardiff is served by countless Wetherspoons, so if you and the lads just want to get dizzy off watered-down cocktail pitchers, you'll be well catered-for. Still, if you want to visit a proper pub during your stay in the Welsh capital, pop down to The City Arms on Womanby Street. This local favourite dates back to the 1880s, and it's particularly popular among rugby fans (which does mean that it gets exceptionally crowded on match days!)


Catch a show at...The Glee Club!
Up for a giggle? If you and the boys fancy a bit of stand-up, The Glee Club is the place to be. This establishment in Cardiff Bay is the city's #1 comedy venue, and it's played host to loads of big names in the past. Of course, if you're more of a live music fan, then your best bet is to stay on Womanby Street (see above), where you'll find loads of great venues putting on all sorts of acts on every night.


Party all night at...Clwb Ifor Bach!
What's the best nightclub in Cardiff? It does depend on what day of the week you're there, but generally speaking, Clwb Ifor Bach is the cream of the crop. This legendary venue (also on Womanby Street - you could pretty much stay there for the entire weekend and still have a whale of a time) has three floors, ensuring that practically everyone will be able to find something to dance to!

All of Entertain-Ment's stag party packages are available in Cardiff - remember to book your entertainment before you arrive!